New StandUp.net

Feb 09, 2026

It's been a while since this has been updated.  But the time has come where technology finally caught up to laziness and allowed it to be made possible.  It's time for the entire StandUp.net redesign.  It looks like this now Look at …

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The site is now functional

Aug 13, 2023

In what can only be described as divine intervention, our developer informed us today through telekinesis that he had in fact gotten a very rudimentary functioning website.  Despite us not believing him, we did in fact see that it did …

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If we could drug him, we would

Aug 03, 2023

But we think there are laws against this sort of thing.  But that does not mean we have not thought about the straight lampoon' of him. Give all the other torture methods we used where kosher in Guantanamo we thought …

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Our developer has risen from the dead

Aug 02, 2023

And left us a still half functioning site, albeit a lot less hideous than before.  It seems he has started to gain some sort of momentum in his lethargic life.  As we have sadly noticed, beating him does nothing to …

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Front end work, does not work

Dec 27, 2022

Years have passed since our last update, at least according to internet time which ages like a fine aged dog.  Despite the k9 issues at hand.  It seems our developer has sniffed out some progress.  Although dismal to our judgment, …

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The work was minial

Dec 19, 2022

Despite the site not having much of anything to show.  It appears that our lone developer, whom we lynched in an earlier blog post, decided it was time to progress what we would decidedly describe as more of this "back …

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