It's been a while since this has been updated. But the time has come where technology finally caught up to laziness and allowed it to be made possible. It's time for the entire StandUp.net redesign.
It looks like this now 
Look at that beauty!
Even in the process, we added a bunch of things you can do. Like make events, post jokes, upload videos. Anything you might want to do. Request shows from comedians, and even list comedians who are going to be on your shows.
This is an impressive piece of software that has absolutely no utility to anyone who made it. But maybe some one out there will look at it and think, well at least this man did this instead of killing himself.
Not that either of the situations would of made my ex not go with the guy she lied to me a year about who was also there the night we met. But that's nor here nor there. That's actually over there.
We also in the process of distracting myself from the cuntiness that is my ex, in the most New Zealand form of the word, because well fuck her. Which I did for a while, but it wasn't enough to stop the recurring though of her and him doing their thing and her lies about him for the entire year till she spent our one year anniversary with him.
The most fucking toxic thing I've ever been in.
Anyways, we here at StandUp.blog hope you enjoy what is also our redesign, as can be seen here 
Which is a far cry from when we originally launched this blog.
It use to look something like this
I'd say that the new design does it justice. The apps are actually coming pretty soon as well, more than anything it's just the shear laziness of all the red tape you have to go through to get an app live on those app stores. But we will prevail, I hope. And if not, oh well fuck em too.