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standup | Nov. 6, 2022, 5:28 p.m.

Given how little work out developer has put into this mockery of comedy itself.  Some how, despite this dismal showing, some people, most likely bots, signed up.

A total of three thus far.  Given we have been live for a couple of weeks, it shows how slow our developer of is.  And comedy runs in threes.  We decided to give him two apples and a banana.  In exactly the way you imagined them.

He does say that he has advanced things but not put them live.  Like advanced calculus, we believe this to be bullshit.  I mean honestly how could calculus be advanced.  It is either calculus, or its derivative. Pardon our bull, it didn't deserve its own fecal matter to be attached to it.  Either way, there is hope after all that despite his own efforts to sabotage this, it finds a way to succeed. 

In the business we call it falling up, in calculus its an integral, and in reality we call him a luck-sack. 



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